Muskrat Portage wrote:No drams to enjoy 'though - Musky is on a diet for 28 days. Whisky is off the list for the month.
My dear friend this is a sad state of affairs, who has done this to you?
Has Mrs Musky put her foot down, told Musky that he's over weight? Mrs B does this to me every now and then but I usually find that a wee bit of sweet talking and a bunch of flowers does the trick and if that doesn't work then a weekend in Glasgow with a wee bit of shopping and I'm home and dry, ready to start from where I left off.
If on the other hand your physician has ordered this period of abstinence then I am truly sorry and I hope that it pass quickly and with as little pain as possible.
As for the dog knocking over the water on your last issue of WM, I can only assume you intended to say the 'water of life'.