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SWA's new objectives

Postby Peatfreak » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:30 pm

Following the Glen Brenton affair - The SWA have announced there new objectives:

- Blair Athol is to have its name changed in case people are mislead into believing it is in Blair Atholl

- Highland Park will have to change its name as "Park" may make people think of a play park and this would be encouraging underage drinking

-Allied distillers will have to change there name so as to not upset anyone not in the coalition forces - who may want to drink laphroaig

- Douglas Laing, Duncan Taylor, William Grants will all be closed down because people might think that there whiskies are made from distilled people!!!

-Famous Grouse is to be pulled for cruelty to animals!!

- And shepherds pie is to be renamed due to the dwindling amounts of shepherds.

All I can say is about time too.

We must all be thankful for the SWA.

Yet another rant from Willie[/list]
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Postby Lawrence » Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:03 am

:D Excellent!
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