Whisky Kilt

by **Iain** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:37 am

Visiting Rothesay at the weekend, I noticed a special gift for sale in the Winter Gardens shop - a Whisky Kilt. It consists of kilt, dress jacket, shirt and bow tie, and it fits perfectly on a whisky bottle for that distinctive Scottish touch. All for just £3.95.

Has anyone purchased one?

by **bamber** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:56 pm

Good gracious no

I have a similar thing but from China. It's a Chinese outfit unsurprisingly. Personally I would never cover a whisky bottle's naked beauty. Well perhaps some tasteful lingerie.

by **kallaskander** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:06 am

Hi there,

if you want lingerie on a bottle you should buy a French Piper-Heidsieck Champagne Brut dressed bei Jean-Paul Gaultier. The bottle is also known as "La Femme fatale". Looks nice though. That fits.
But a whisky kilt on a bottle of scotch? Wouldn´t and couldn´t make it more so in my opinion.

Greetings
kallaskander

by **bamber** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:08 am

Looked this up - I guess the Scotch version would be a kilt with / without a big pair of y-fronts.

by **Matt2** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:20 am

http://www.arranbrewery.com/pc/viewPrd. ... category=3

I have a couple at home :oops:

by **bamber** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:09 am

Kind of hypnotising - Imagine 60 bottles of whisky staring at you in kilts

by **kallaskander** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:35 am

Hi there,

I looked into the kilt business. They do have them in different tartans! Ok, I give in if you are Scottish or of Scottish descent you have to have them. Might even do the whisky in the bottles good, light protection, you know. :wink:

Greetings
kallaskander

by **bamber** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:40 am

Of course - the perfect excuse

Oh no they're for purely functional puroposes I assure you ....

by **Admiral** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:53 pm

Well....that's the first time I ever wanted to see what was under the kilt!!

I know I'll be placing an order for one!

Cheers,
Admiral

by **whiskywitch** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:26 pm

You have too much time!

But I'll post a photo of two of my whisky bottles tomorrow.

Greetz,

whiskywitch

by **kallaskander** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:35 pm

Hi there,

welcome to this forum. We do not have too much time - we take it. Next time we meet, I have a bottle of Linlithgow waiting for you.

CU

Greetings
kallaskander

by **Tom** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:37 pm

This is great. No idea they made that stuff, If I ever see one for sale, i buy one, its too funny to let go.

by **Mr Fjeld** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:10 pm

The "bar items" in this thread reminds me of this classic:

.........have any of you got one :shock:

Skål!
Christian

by **Tom** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:15 pm

LOL!
Thats just as funny as it is disgusting. No wonder it comes from belgium...
Is it filled with whisky?

by **Mr Fjeld** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:25 pm

Tom wrote:LOL!
Thats just as funny as it is disgusting. No wonder it comes from belgium...
Is it filled with whisky?

It's great isn't it - a true gem in the camp collection!
The glass with ice makes me wonder if it's scotch but the bottle in the background suggests brandy.

I'd like to have one actually......... :oops:

.....seriously I would!

Skål!
Christian

by **bernstein** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:50 pm

There are more whisky-musthaves out there:

by **Mr Fjeld** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:25 pm

Great Bernie!

You have the balls but you need a club :shock:

Skål!
Christian

by **Lawrence** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:58 pm

They (the p*ss*ng boy) turn up in the second hand stores here with depressing regularity. :roll:

by **Deactivated Member** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:22 am

Matt, don't you feel a little funny looking under the kilt to see which bottle is which?

Visited Rothesay last year, by the way--bit of a run-down old resort town, but marvelous history, Vikings and all. Bute's a nice little island. Anybody been in the Port Royal Hotel in Port Bannatyne? Now there's a peculiar place--beer casks sitting on the bar, Russian cuisine, more strange vodkas than you can shake a stick at. The couple running it are an Anglo-Norwegian fellow and his Russian wife--she a microbiologist (or some such) by background, now serving borsht to wondering Scots.