Some More scotch humor

[patrick dicaprio]

for those of us with little ones:

I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I
bought him a tank. It was about a hundred dollars, a lot
of money in those days. It was the kind of tank you could
actually get inside and ride. Instead, after hours of
assembly on my part, he ended up played in the box it came
in.

It taught me a valuable lesson. Next year he got a box, and
I got a hundred dollars' worth of scotch.

Pat

[bernstein]

It taught me a valuable lesson. Next year he got a box, and I got a hundred dollars' worth of scotch.
Pat

...and make love, not war, Pat!