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What do you recommend for Jury Duty?

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What do you recommend for Jury Duty?

Postby Thesh » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:16 am

I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..
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Re: What do you recommend for Jury Duty?

Postby Lawrence » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:21 am

Thesh wrote:I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..


Listerine? :wink:
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Re: What do you recommend for Jury Duty?

Postby Thesh » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:25 am

Lawrence wrote:
Thesh wrote:I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..


Listerine? :wink:


I am not looking for good oral hygene when I go in. I think I want to go in with bad teeth, and an odor that makes them want to shuffle me out before they even start asking questions.
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Postby Wave » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:12 am

Jack Daniels & raw garlic ought to do the trick :lol:
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Re: What do you recommend for Jury Duty?

Postby MGillespie » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:15 am

Thesh wrote:I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..


If you try this, you just might wind up in jail for contempt...judges don't like it when people try to screw around with the system...

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Postby Deactivated Member » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:47 am

Show up with a case of Superstition and say "I thought you said Jura duty!"
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