What do you recommend for Jury Duty?

by **Thesh** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:16 am

I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..

by **Lawrence** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:21 am

Thesh wrote:I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..

Listerine? :wink:

by **Thesh** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:25 am

Lawrence wrote:
Thesh wrote:I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..

Listerine?

I am not looking for good oral hygene when I go in. I think I want to go in with bad teeth, and an odor that makes them want to shuffle me out before they even start asking questions.

by **Wave** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:12 am

Jack Daniels & raw garlic ought to do the trick :lol:

by **MGillespie** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:15 am

Thesh wrote:I need something that screams alcoholic, but is still of good quality. It needs to be something that stays on your breath for a long period of time..

If you try this, you just might wind up in jail for contempt...judges don't like it when people try to screw around with the system...

Mark

by **Deactivated Member** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:47 am

Show up with a case of Superstition and say "I thought you said Jura duty!"

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