LOL you are close but no.
He said he would give half the roman empire to the surgeon that could give him a vagina.
However this could be a lie. Alot of Romans defame his character because he was from Syria. I mean do you believe all the stories that circulate about him?
Do you recall the one where he used to dress up as a prostitute and go out to roman brothels and whore himself about for a few dinarii or whatever.
He was a decadent sybaritic youth of course. Whose hubris and love for Deus Sol Invictus would later cause his downfall.
He ruled from 218-222AD and I am not sure how he possibly could have ruled THAT long. hehehe