If you've ever wondered what Jim Murray's "The World Whisky Guide" is really all about, amazon.co.uk is only too glad to help you out. Their thorough philological exegesis has revealed that the work
«offers tips on spicing up a sex life using the author's "f-plan" that includes advice on first steps, foreplay, feelings, fantasies, fulfilment, and fun.»
F-plan? Has this got something to do with foreshots or feints? You might want to ask this on your next distillery tour...
(go to amazon.co.uk and enter "The World Whisky Guide" in the search box to see for yourself).

