According to the Allan Greig report, "At Glen Keith the peating came from peat smoked water which was produced in Stornoway - until the plant there eventually blew up. They then started making a peat smoked water at Glen Keith which was used in the Distillery..."
This is probably a dumb question (I know, not my first...). But what on earth were Chivas folk doing smoking peaty water on Lewis?!
They didn't have a distillery outside of Speyside in those days. I wonder why they didn't just "smoke" some local peaty water, and save all the costs of sending people to the island, and shipping casks of water back to Speyside?
And how exactly (and why) would you want to smoke water??
And then we learn that the plant exploded!
This sounds like a plot for a comedy. You could have John Cleese in the role of a mad whisky scientist obsessed with the secrets of peatieness...
Cranking up the smoking machine to higher and higher levels, until it explodes in his face...
ok, I'll stop there, before I get carried away.
But my fellow old guys know exactly which Deep Purple song would provide the perfect soundtrack...
