Sometimes advertisements just are begging for some snide comments. Take for instance McDonald's choice to make a "Big & Tasty" burger. The implications here are that your other ones are more like "Small & Nasty".
#6 - The casks - Whatever.
#5 - Spillage - With the price of The Macallan, it is not an irrational fear of spillage.
#4 - The Fine Oaks - Right, who was giving out all these awards?
#3 - To Share - Tis a good thing to share; at worst you've at least got a companion for conversation
#2 - The - Oh, you mean like The Ardbeg.
#1 - Don't - Well, again, look at the price you're spending. What's the point in spending that much if you are not going to enjoy it? There are much more reasonable things to quaff just to get drunk.
Yes, I enjoy the sherry cask whiskies but I can do without any of the Fine Oak series, especially with the prices for the 17, 18 and 21.